Helen Flanagan In Bikinis for FHM

August 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’m becoming more and more convinced that British girls have bigger yabbos than American girls. We couldn’t possibly pull any scientific staff away from blaming global warming on why okapis no longer like to fuck, but maybe we could get one guy at some university to undertake a study that has real meaning to people. The ocean levels rising an inch a year is super important if you live on the beach and you built a house six inches above sea level. I live on a mountain. The ocean won’t reach me until I’m 2,754 years old. Smart people moved away from the waterline once they invented baskets to carry fish. I know all this. I don’t know who has bigger tits and it’s vexing me. Come on, science. Quit chasing the easy buck and do something worthwhile.

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