Katie Holmes Has No Regrets

By Matt August 07, 2014 @ 7:19 AM


Its the classic growing up story where a young lady gets pregnant by Kris Klein from American Pie and immediately marries a weird older guy with dark hair and a huge jaw so as to avoid any Blanket Jackson eyebrow raising. Holmes got married for casting opportunities, so its no surprise she isn’t sweating having raised her kid in a totalitarian secret society while out now promoting a new movie. The really dark feelings will seep in after the premiere. Asked about the marriage on the Today show Holmes mused:

“I never really look back. I just approach life [taking] it one day at a time. I’m really excited about where I am right now. I’ve had some really wonderful creative experiences. I’m just really grateful.”

Five and a half years in the perfect amount of time to convince the general public Tom Cruise is straight while still banking a few years of your prime. This was just a case of an insane cult member and a simple girl from Ohio drifting apart. In life you should never let it bring you down when you conspire to fuck up your kid for career purposes.

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(1) Comment

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    Admiral 08/07/2014 09:06

    If she has no regrets then now is a perfect time to get some!

    It’s called the Internet – it’s like one, giant, shared regret.

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