Comedians are always dying slowly on the inside. Sometimes faster on the outside. TMZ is reporting Robin Williams offed himself sometime probably last night in his home in Northern California. Asphyxiation. That’s kind of a peaceful way to silence the demons in the head.
It’s always tough when funny people turn out to be amazingly fucking troubled. It’s only true in one-hundred percent of the cases. Still, it bothers people to know clowns truly are the saddest people of all. You’ll see more joy in the soul of Islamic State terrorists than you will your average stand up comedian. Most people will be shocked by this news. People who knew Williams well will wonder how it didn’t happen sooner.
Update: the grief is now official. I hope ghosts exist and they do exact revenge on heinous fucks:
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