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Kim Kardashian Violated By Hacked Photos She Probably Leaked

September 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The outraged Olympics are about to begin again in Hollywood. Every reasonably attractive celebrity who ever filmed themselves fingering their clam is about to let their better educated press agents climb the soapbox under their banner. I can only imagine the outrageously pointed Tweet coming from Lena Dunham who will sweepingly denounce 175 million gawkers as rapists, while secretly lamenting why no man ever stands in her virtual window at night manipulating his sexual organs.

Until such time as all these people awake, the celebrity rags who serve as their ass-dwelling minions shall stand in their place. InTouch already has a piece out about the “horrific: nude photo hacks plaguing Kim Kardashian, no stranger to such violations as in her 2007 virtual assault via the leaked Ray J tape. If by assault they mean Kim’s mom negotiated the rights deal to Vivid for a billion dollars and a chance to show her father Satan she could become more famous than he, then yes. I’m not even so sure Kim and her illicit band of truth hackers didn’t leak these latest photos herself into the latest Fappening event. Are you telling me some hacker got access to the Kim Kardashian vault of private selfies of the past decade and only found two rather nicely posed flattering nude photos of Kim? That’s like a Soviet spy having a weekend unfettered in the Pentagon and coming back with only some U.S. Army stationery. I call bullshit. Nevertheless, seeing as how the Kardashians are Kasparoving seventeen moves ahead, expect one of the most self-righteous attacks ever on the sanctity of the personal titty photos.

Universal disclaimer: It’s still wrong to steal other people’s shit. Stop your hacking now, hacking bandits. Though, on the off chance you just can’t help yourselves, maybe some Jessica Alba’s and that chick who’s on Agents of Shield?

** If you’re a virtual privacy rapist with no shame and you hate your mother, you can see Kim’s naked leaked photos HERE.

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