Letterman Intern Gets Cold Feet

September 12, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Mallory Musallam and her oversized sunglasses issued an apology for suing the Late Show because she was not paid to be an intern, unlike the other interns who got corner offices and foot massages from Paul Schaffer. Musallam says she was assured that several other plaintiffs would be named in the case. It turns out she was the only one who bit. She says this was due to her frustration of being unemployed and not having the fortitude to sell a kidney to the quiet Mandarin couple down the hall. That left her as the only name on the lawsuit, assuring her blacklisting from any reputable television show except a hosting spot on The View. Her apology is a lame attempt to cover her ass as staffers around NYC delete her resume:

“I have nothing but respect for David Letterman and the whole organization. I wore that internship as a badge of pride… I was by no means looking for a trap door out by exploiting your established organization and I cannot apologize enough for this debacle.”

It’s true. You can’t apologize enough. You sued David Letterman. That is a privilege reserved strictly for the women he fools around with on the side. Musallam bit on some stupid class action lawyers promise and now she’s left with only porn set work or being a Congressional aide. Either way, bring some wet wipes.

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