I don’t need to hear a girl with an accent ask me twice ‘I’m looking for opportunities in America,’ before I know she’s a Brazilian model hoping to settle down near a body of water not overrun with plastic bottles. People in Brazil will travel thousands of miles just to toss their Fanta soda empties into the slum rivers. It helps to drive up the American environmentalist documentarian tourist trade . If I had nice tits and a perfect tan, I’d jet out of bottle town as well. Miami’s the place to be. If you can’t land a Canseco brother, you’re bound to run into a guy who claims to be a night club promoter who drives a brightly colored sports car. Climb in. Only good things can happen from there.
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