Scott Disick Pissed About Pregnancy

By Matt September 02, 2014 @ 6:09 AM

Kourtney Kardashian pretended to reveal to her unemployed boyfriend that she’s pregnant with their third out of wedlock child. Disick shuttered at the notion. Possibly because Kourtney asked him to shut the door so they could be in private with a camera crew. Or maybe he just did some basic math splits on what he gets after he dumps her body in the quarry. Disick ranted to a degree a sober person would find suspicious:

“This is ridiculous. It is always so sneaky with you. You need to stop lying to me…You just keep suckering me into these kids… I just kind of thought that at two we did not want to have any more kids and now I have to look after three. Just saying it is freaking me out.”

Although this pregnancy seems like a total disaster, Disick is actually doing the zygote a favor. Years later when the child has grown up to a pill popping teen with inadequacy issues, it will begin searching for answers. Most of these kids have to fly to Tampa to meet their estranged alcoholic father in the Elephant Bar for a disappointing heart to heart. This little bastard will have Youtube.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    miche the killer 09/02/2014 09:24

    I’m going to go ahead & say I feel bad for all the men who orbit into this family of banshees. At this rate, if you escape without a massive alimony bill, fake breasts, bipolar disorder, a c.v. of grease stains & fancy socks or a crack addiction, you count your blessings. It’s bad when the dead father got the easy way out…

  2. Craig Anthony Swinson 09/02/2014 10:34

    “Disick shuttered at the notion”

    It is shuddered not shuttered you illiterate fuck.

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    Beylerbey 09/02/2014 10:44

    The dead father got OJ off, Miche. He got a glimpse of what his own karma did to his family before lights out, and he’s certainly smoking a turd in Purgatory as we speak. He’s likely being forced to watch the show by Malecoda or some other demon.

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