Sofia Richie Is Scott Disick’s Sugar Momma

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Typically it’s the younger person with less experience and less money trading sex for life lessons and cash but Scott is a man who likes to have his cake and eat it too. Sofia’s bank account will just have to suffer until she’s smart enough to call it quits with crazy.

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Scott Disick Already Tired of 19 Year Old

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 It’s hard to take anyone serious who looks like they’ve purchased one-ply toilet paper their entire lives but Blac Chyna’s ex-boyfriend has taken time out of his busy failing rap career to talk about Scott Disick’s alleged infidelity. Tyga stumbled across Scott’s online dating profile and broke bro code when he outed another man.

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Lionel Richie Worried Scott Is Only Soliciting His Disick Services To His Daughter

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When Scott Disick isn’t busy going crazy over ex Kourtney dating other men, he’s probably banging Sofia Richie at the dismay of dad Lionel Richie. Scott commandeered the commodores’ daughter and made her call him daddy instead.

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Scott Disick Now Banging Nicole Richie’s Younger Sister

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure who’s more at fault for this relationship. Scott for not giving dating a break to heal himself. Or Sofia for dating someone closer to her dad’s age.

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Scott Disick Takes a Page From Kayne, Breaks Down

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They’re not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy.

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Bella Thorne Working That Disick

June 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

At only nineteen years old Bella Thorne has learned that the key to winning the hearts of Americans is fake fucking a Kardashian tangental douchebag. America’s Busted Sweetheart was randomly caught by the paps holding hands with Scott Disick while leaving 1 OAK Nightclub in Beverly Hills.

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Sex Addiction Once Again Seems Awesome

May 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The term ‘sex addict’ has come up again as if it’s a real thing thanks to Scott Disick mansplaining to his thrice baby mama that it’s the reason he can’t stop banging girls. The rest of humanity has yet to put a name to their very same behavior.

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Scott Disick, Sex Addict

March 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s best to start the conversation over male sex addiction by everybody admitting it’s a bullshit medical diagnosis. A disease can’t only exist for famous wealthy men with access to ambitious models.

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Scott Disick Minimalist Money Monster

May 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s an uncommon man who literally fucks his way into money. Ski bum Scott Disick worked his dick into a Kardashian and came out on the other end with several million in the bank. Opportunistic men used to have to bathe old ladies in the tub for this level uptick in prospects. You could do a pros and cons worksheet to determine if this is progress.

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Scott Disick Humble Stalking

April 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This isn’t a good message to send to your bastard kids. Remember when mommy and daddy used to fuck in the ocean? We just sat the down and told them daddy died fighting ISIS to keep America safe from Muslims. Scott Disick sent this seven year old photo in a birthday message to Kourtney Kardashian […]

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