Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Hate Each Other Like the Rest of Us

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are currently decrying one another for not being as gumdrops and sunshine as their public personas. Girls calling each other fake or phony is the Hellish pit bottom in terms of derogatory name calling. It even trumps slut which implies some level of success with the opposite gender. Even bitch sounds like Joan Collins running a fashion empire. There’s no way to spin phony.

Katy has had many talks with and heard stories from John Mayer about Taylor and she’s convinced [Taylor Swift] is a conniving bitch, who is only out to benefit herself. Katy dislikes fake people and she thinks that Taylor is the queen of fake people. Katy can read through all of Taylor’s bullshit. — so says an unnamed source.

So, basically, I fucked your ex-boyfriend while we mocked you. I can see how that could rile up Taylor Swift. I can even picture John Mayer’s wry smile as he’s feeding Katy stories, and, naturally, his cock. For Taylor’s original part, she’s saying the exact same thing about Katy Perry.

She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, ‘Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life?

Taylor also accused Katy Perry of stealing her backup dancers, which in the world of elaborate lip-synched stage performances is like accusing somebody of stealing your last tampon. You’re just a monster.

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know anything about girl fights. Unless there’s hair pulling and bitch slapping like on WorldstarHipHop, I don’t see the path by which women come to resolution in their disputes. That’s probably why my grandmother hasn’t spoken to her sister in over sixty years while an Irish guy at a bar can forgive a man who fucked his sister within three punches. Until Katy and Taylor start ripping clothes, I’m done with this dispute.

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