Warren Buffet, Ringmaster

Warren Buffet had plans to walk Floyd Mayweather into the ring along with Justin Bieber and Wiz Khalifa during the most recent boring preordained Mayweather decision. But Buffet’s company kiboshed his bucket list bastardization. Not because Mayweather is a self-promoting illiterate batterer of men and women, but because a Mayweather documentary shows his posse hanging out smoking weed. Its a good thing corporate America has their priorities in line. Weed bad, violence, meh, it wins wars. Buffet still hung out with Mayweather before the fight in an attempt to duplicate Mayweather’s sociopathic steely eyed look the next time he has to tell a hundred factory workers he’s moving the plant to China. Sorry, fellas, but here’s Justin Bieber to sing you out.

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