Bruce Jenner Jumps the Gate at Elton John

Shaving your Adam’s apple, borrowing your wife’s Spanx, and growing a coiffed pony tail doesn’t make you gay. Jumping the fence to see Elton John in concert, that makes you gay. You can’t blame the former decathlete. You put a hurdle in front of Bruce Jenner and instincts are going to kick in. Especially when you might miss Tiny Dancer because you were waiting for your blush to set.

I’m sure there are some American males who grew up with Bruce Jenner as their iconic muscle-bound hero who might have a difficult time with his latter day persona. But those people ought to now revel in the freedom Bruce feels to pump his moisturized hands in the air and scream out, Levon!

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