Kris Jenner has a PhD in the manipulation of the human celery stalks comprising her family's fan base. She can spin an embarrassing loss into a win with legendary agility.

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When Bruce Jenner added tits and designer gowns and courageously announced he was now Caitlyn, his tranny theatrics had an impact on more than merely his friends and family, and to a slight degree, that woman he vehicular killed... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner has finally ridded herself of her obtrusive and no doubt bottom quartile penis and underwent sexual reassignment surgery right in time for a new memoir. Jenner now has a vagina, or more accurately a facsimile of a... READ MORE

Rachel Dolezal earnestly believes the contents of her book. If you've been on the fence about keeping a gun in your home, consider all the crazy people out there in decent clothing. 

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Bruce Jenner's tits and jaunty lady laugh couldn't carry his own reality show, but he's back in the mix on the mothership filming for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Bruce may be on his fiftieth year of transitioning into... READ MORE

E! is canceling I Am Cait after two seasons of what they unashamedly referred to as a documentary of a transitioning transexual. That sounded more grown up than Gay Bruce Gets Tits and Rides a Party Bus. Which is... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner went longer on his plan to get cock without being labeled gay than any man before him. Fuck the decathlon gold. His signature achievement is in the plotting, surgeries, press releases, wardrobe, speeches, and down low camouflage... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner didn't just get tits and a new wardrobe consultant. He became the touchstone media outlets to boost ratings and build LGBT bona fides under the guise of sports celebrity coverage. ESPN busted Bruce's cherry with their cynically... READ MORE

The entire African Continent has only one satellite television provider, MultiChoice. Cable was out of the question because you had to tunnel under the ebola corpse landfills. Plus written permission from Simba. READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner naked. Not since 'Chipotle burrito, why?' have three words caused such a shit your pants panic. It was inevitable. Sports Illustrated bid to be the first magazine to get the unclothed Bruce. That says more about Time... READ MORE