Jail time looks good on Colleen Shannon. Damn, that ass. I can only imagine how coveted she was in the Sapphic showers of the women’s penitentiary. Two packs of smokes and a case of the pre-expired tampons just to be the one who got to hold her in the full-nelson. If they housed all the better looking women in one prison and put up cameras and streamed it to a premium pay site, they could make enough dough to easily pay for the entire correctional system. How the hell am I not governor?
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