Sony Has Some Problems

Some part of me says we shouldn’t be reading other people’s stolen emails. The other part says, fuck that, I hate people in general and powerful annoying people most of all and I’d take any chance to see them humbled. Fuck I’m not sure that first part even exists.

Sony co-Chair Amy Pascal is going to die the death by a thousand hacked email cuts. It’s fairly inevitable that at some time she’ll be told she’s going to be a made woman, will be taken to a duplex in Torrance, and summarily have her career shot in the back of the head. Just recovering from her Obama only loves movies with black dudes in it email exchange, newly released emails referring to television as the new ‘black baby’, meaning that all the powerful celebrities are looking to get involved in TV, much like the growing trend to adopt black babies from Africa.

Between me and you and the local hands in the air don’t shoot protest, Pascal is right. And kind of funny in her metaphor. But funny when you get shit wages to write blog posts, not funny when you run a high profile division of a multinational and take press hits like Andy Dick takes butt plugs. That’s her second racially insensitive quip leaked in a week. The first time she had to go kiss Al Sharpton’s ring. This time she might have to lose pounds on the Dick Gregory diet of crazy. In the end, none of it will matter. She opened the race box. Do not touch the fucking race box.

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