Is it normal for a sixty year old woman to make your genitals tingle? I thought sixty year old ladies knitted quilts and baked tuna casserole. Christie Brinkley is filling out a bikini with her ample breasts and partying in the tropics on a yacht with her nipples showing. Brinkley was born in 1954, the same year the first football games were televised in color. She could teach you a lot of things. I’m game. Namely, tell me exactly what you are doing with your life and how I can copy it. I’m guessing a lot of tantric sex, grapefruit, and fresh water from the mountain stream. Let’s fuck until we’re 200 and occasionally visit your Billy Joel looking daughter we keep locked in the lean-to out back. Happy New Year!
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