Joanna Krupa Is A DJ Now

There’s no reason being attractive should limit you in your career choices. In fact, embrace the opportunity that comes with men being unable to say no to you. In short, be a DJ. Nobody even knows what the hell the job entails besides smiling and holding one half of a headset up to your ear like you’re listening for U-Boats to depth charge. If I hop on my flight later today and I see this chick smiling in the cockpit cell phoning her friends about how she’s now a pilot, I won’t be surprised. The head of Delta has a dick. And I need to die sometime.

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