Margaret Cho Seems Like a Horrible Confidant

Margaret Cho is really the worst lesbian spokesperson ever. She’s not even lesbian. She calls herself bisexual which is really no more than saying her husband isn’t particularly doing it for her so she sees chicks on the side. Margaret went on HuffingtonPost Live, serving the publicists of D-list celebrities since 2011, to talk about being the confidant to tons of closeted gay people in Hollywood for whom she keeps their secret until they’re ready. Except for John Travolta.

She’s never actually spoken to John Travolta, but she decided to out him anyhow against his wishes, or even confession. Margaret explains that while she’s a super secret holder, she will occasionally blast the names of people she believes are gay if they’re super big named successful white dudes, because they can’t possibly be hurt. It’s obviously also a great way to get yourself attention and call yourself the secret keeper. By spilling secrets. And being openly gay in Hollywood when you’re married to a dude. If this all seems horrible, then you’re on the right channel. I wouldn’t share my bundt cake recipe with Margaret Cho.