Jen Selter Doing Fine

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Jen Selter is a fitness guru credited with inventing the belfie, the butt selfie. She spends all day doing squats and taking pictures of her ass in between reading Dostoevsky’s later works. If may seem like a futile existence but realize when you get a car insurance quote there’s someone on the other end of the phone. People also pass out those free samples at Costco. Others shove a camera up their ass and click Post. I can’t blame them. Selter recently garnered sponsorship from Nike who has at least one employee who thinks he can get his dick into the belfie region. I’d take her out on the town for a five course kale and half a Miller 64 and then lay under that glass coffee table at the Marriott. I know what you’re thinking.

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