Nobody Likes Alex Rodriguez

February 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez’ ex WWE diva girlfriend of three years has broken up with him, reportedly because he’s afraid of commitment but coincidentally his career is basically over and he’s the most hated man in New York since Bin Laden. She’s probably heard the gay rumors she contributed to by having a striated eight pack and a pretty decent piece on her. If Rodriguez survives the line drives hit directly at his head by teammates this spring training there’s a chance she could nurse him back to health. She produces breast milk year round and going down on her is the equivalent of eight shots in the ass. Take a day off.

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