I was thrown off last week by what appeared to be the tracings of a cock in Padma Lakshmi’s bikini bottom. I still think it’s there, I’ve just gotten a week older and realize I can’t be as particular as I was last Tuesday. That’s how time works. It grinds you down. You can’t stop it, you can only bend to accommodate. So your lady has a cock. She looks great in a bikini and she can cook. You can’t have everything. Just pray that it’s not bigger than yours. Or you’ll never hold the remote in your hands again.
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