PETA Gets a Head Start

PETA got their protest girls out in London ahead of the upcoming Fashion Week. You’d think it might be tough to find three raggedy chicks with bad teeth in England to hold a PETA sign up over their bare chests, but you’d be wrong. These college girls aren’t as ambitious as the FEMEN protestors who cover their tits in blood and human baby feces and scream about abortion and the lack of decent divans in British women’s public toilets. If PETA thinks they’re going to save furry critters with basic cable level nudity, they’re sadly mistaken. My counter protest is going to involve skinning sables alive until the girls lower their sign. If their tits disappoint, I’ll make the sable parents watch as I fashion their child into a stole.

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