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Shaq And Kelly Ripa Raises Questions

February 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Kelly Ripa and Shaq posed for a picture together and the only thing anyone was thinking was what would happen if they banged. Ripa comes in about dick height on O’Neal who probably has a legal disclaimer ready in the event of romantic activities. It would be great to be Shaq for a day. Sure it would get old banging your head into ceiling fans and being pointed at by Asians but just imagine how fantastically thorough you could beat a pussy up. Find a borderline dwarf like Ripa and your dick’s like a sewer pipe in her delicate hands. Like Japanese anime but without the guy crying behind the computer screen. It probably happens more often than not. Ripa is old enough there’s no pedo vibe. Just two weird looking adults going at it on a king size in the W. Not trying to sound like a creep but I might dedicate my life to making this happen.

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