Be Suspect Of Mommy Bloggers

The chick whose emails your mom forwarded you was just looking for material. Lacey Spears, formally described by the AP as a hero and also Ted Bundy with a sweet puss puss, was poisoning her son so she could solicit support from chicks in sweat pants who have coupon from Outback. Spears was torturing her son and was convicted of Second Degree Murder because prosecutors know to throw softballs at juries who like Tim Burton. This means she’ll be out of the joint by the time Google drives your car and will receive a healthy under the table paycheck from a cryogenic Barbara Walters to spill her reformed guts. Change your circle of friends. Or at the very least your Hotmail address.

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