Iggy Azalea Talks to Kids About Her New Tits

Oh, boy, was Iggy Azalea mortified when ExtraTV had ten year old child actor Nicholas Bechtel ask her about spilling the beans on her new fake tits when nobody was asking. Azalea paused for astonished effect just like in rehearsal then opened up her heart:

Just because I think it’s so common and I knew so many people in my regular life that had done it and had a good experience and I never seen any celebrities talk about it although I know eighty percent of them have done it too and I wanted to kind of tell women that might be thinking about it my experience and that it can not necessarily be a bad thing…That’s why I did it.

Finally, somebody stepping forward to tell women that tit jobs are not necessarily a bad thing. That might be reverse construed as a good thing, but not in any court of law in the Western World. This helps position Azalea as a body image positive woman person thing. Not everybody gets bigger tits out of altruism. Soon we’ll learn that her ass injections are dedicated to the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram. If you can turn a boob job into a social message you’ve got good handlers. Let them pick your next boyfriend and name your bastard albino kids and you’re halfway to icon status.

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