Jeremy Renner Blackmailed

Jeremy Renner’s estranged Canadian model wife and baby mama, Sonni Pacheco, reportedly threatened to release his sex videos if he didn’t help her get a green card. In legal documents, Renner repeatedly refers to his wife as a gold digger, which makes sense because she is requesting $12,000 a month in child support to be paid in the form of Nordstrom gift cards. Renner has heard more gay rumors than your average civil war reenactment horse whisperer so it should come as no surprise the couple lived with a roommate. It only makes sense it’s a dude and his dong appears in the sex tape because you don’t blackmail a famous celebrity with threat of exposing him having regular old sex with his wife. Nor do you have a male roommate if your career is going swimmingly and you’re into vagina. Beards often turn out to be terrible people. The non-broken segment of the population just wouldn’t be into it. That’s why hit men typically have domestic troubles. At least they brought a child into it.

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