Kylie Jenner’s home schooling by way of a distance GED program in Costa Rica allows her time for reflection and soul searching that many girls her age simply can’t afford. Also, Instagram battles. When the bitch your old man knocked up previous to you starts getting big flashing her diamond encrusted bling from your man you’ve got to cast shade or lose your street cred. Blac Chyna posted an old picture of her Audemars Piguet timepiece her baby daddy Tyga gave her to celebrate her fertility a couple years ago. Kylie Jenner immediately posted a photo of her own wrist wearing the same damn $75,000 watch with the tag ‘currently’. Fuck, it’s Kasparov vs. Fischer if they yelled ‘served’ at each other after every move. Somebody call Child Protective Services and try explaining this one.
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