Ray J Quits

Occasional rapper and stunt cock Ray J has quit Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood because he reportedly wants to spend more time with his girlfriend Princess Love who recently beat the shit out him. Ray J’s ex-girlfriend and poor woman’s Rihanna, Teairra Mari, is also a cast member and apparently this was causing some manufactured conflicts like what happens in shitty reality shows. Ray J reportedly offered to stay on the show if he could only shoot scenes he hand selected, at which point he was laughed at and threatened with the cattle prod by producers. After refusing their promises of multiple gold stars he is still off the show. If you are wondering how this will effect the show your life is wasting away before your eyes. Please wear condoms you two assholes. It’s never too late to go back to high school.

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