Gwyneth Paltrow On Food Stamps

Gwyneth Paltrow bought a week’s worth of groceries for $29 as part of the N.Y. Food Bank challenge which ask rich people to pretend to be poor people much like Marie Antoinette did with her friends before the revolution. $29 is what the food stamps now gets you as a family on the dole, not including the carton of Newports and jug wine. I’d presume Paltrow didn’t clear out her pantry first and will be throwing this directly into the garbage after the photo has been taken along with the generic i-Pads she got from schwag on her latest shit box movie.

Proof that Paltrow doesn’t really get it shines bright. If your kid’s on the football team this is a day’s worth of diarrhea. You bought seven limes, you stupid twat. I guess they’re for your kids to suck on once the organic produces runs out on Wednesday. If you were actually doing this there’d be tons of Kraft products which most of us have lived off of for $29 bucks a week in something we called being 18-25 years old. We knew the shiny produce section was not for us. If you’re going to counter with that being unhealthy neither is starving or sticking up tourists outside the Jack in the Box. Paltrow just used a week’s worth of food stamps to make a healthy Mexi-salad for four. People hate you. Go home to your real food.

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