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Kate Moss Nipple Jam

April 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Used to be moms could show off their nipples and the community agreed they’d done their part. Not Kate Moss. She’s topping herself by setting up a homemade jam booth at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer, England’s version of Coachella or vice-versa. Damson, blackberry, and gooseberry will be on the menu. I don’t know what the fuck damson is, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that’s the one with the cocaine. If she winks at you and says the damson is in season, wink back ant say the damson spreads well on toast then find as many guineas as you can because you just hit pay dirt. Try to lose consciousness before Kanye performs and keep your wristband on through Monday at work so people will ask you if you went.

Photo Credit: W Magazine

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