Teresa Giudice Seems Like a Happy Prisoner

Teresa Giudice is on the cover of US Weekly with her smiling family visiting her in prison. They’re either putting on a brave face or they’re just kind of excited the shower drains at home aren’t constantly clogged up for the first time in forever. The story is really about how Teresa’s daughters are coping without their felonious mom around to give them strong guidance. They’re telling the five year old that mom’s at work because, technically, when you’re a thief, incarceration is really just an extra shift. It’s unclear whether or not her prison stint followed by Toilet Joe’s four year stretch is going to hasten or delay these girls from ending up horribly like all other reality show kids sold out by their parents. The Giudices say they would return to Bravo! if the money was right. Or if they could just steal whatever they wanted out of Andy Cohen’s ass safe.

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