Bruce Jenner Writing a Check

A couple people who realized the old lady Bruce Jenner rear ended to death was their dad’s wife are suing Bruce Jenner for wrongful death and the pain of having to pretend they loved their stepmom. Being rich and famous may get you out of criminal charges, but it opens you up for civil suits that you have to settle. You don’t want to be in the witness chair nervously pawing your new vagina answering questions what medications you might’ve been on, including Aunt Helen’s magical girl making elixir. Then they can ask you if you ever put your man dick inside Kris Jenner and shudder and say ‘Ew!’. You can wear your Olympic gold medal over your designer pantsuit, it won’t help when the stepkids are drumming up tears. Write the check for six figures. It’s the price you pay for driving like a woman.

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