Chelsea Handler Topless Flotations

The Chelsea Handler self-satisfied tit parade continued on Twitter where Handler has advanced the ball on equal topless rights for women by about two tit yards. Chelsea has forced me to think more about how much I hate dudes who jog or workout topless as if their strenuous exercise made a shirt simply too burdensome. There’s not a single person over twelve who doesn’t understand what you’re doing, dickweed. I’d just assume everybody wear clothes in public and then slender attractive women go home and share their bare bodies on web cameras like God intended. If Chelsea has to keep posting pictures of herself topless sucking in her gut to make this happen. So be it. Two years of unemployment has done worse to people.

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