Tyra Banks posted a photo of herself making a stupid face without any makeup to prove she is Jar Jar Binks. The move was seen as courageous by her fans who have always pictured her career going in the direction of Stephen Curry’s dad. Banks wrote a bunch of stupid shit to go along with it it, as is customary:
You know how people say #no filter but you know there’s a freakin’ filter on their pic? Or maybe there’s a smidge of retouching going on but they’re lying and saying it’s all raw & real? Well, this morn, I decided to give you a taste of the really real me. I wanted to smooth out my dark circles so badly!!! But I was like, “Naw, Ty. Show ’em the REAL you.” So…here I am. Raw. And there YOU are…looking at me, studying this picture. Maybe you’re thinking, “Whoa, she looks ROUGH.” And if you are, great! You deserve to see THE real me. The really real me. #RawAndReal'”
I need to see the real you like I need a shotgun blast to the face. I didn’t give a shit when you were porking the head of the CW. Why would I now? You wanted to make your face look better but you decided to take a photo instead and get credit for not doing it? Why bring it up then? I was going to run a marathon but I just took of my shorts and snapped a selfie on my pillow. Since when is that an accomplishment. Get out into the world. You can go downwards from Rough.
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