Danica Patrick Looks Manly

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Danica Patrick posted a bunch of photos of herself working out with some awesome Max Headroom style effects. It’s a tough gig being granted a job as part of a company’s transparent public relations stunt solely because you’re an enormously under qualified attractive woman and then constantly granting interviews where you claim you just want to be one of the guys while doing as many nude photo shoots as possible in thongbacks. The solution to this hypocritical predicament is apparently just to turn into a dude. Be careful, literally your only advantage in NASCAR is you weigh less than the other drivers. Beyond that you’re widely considered the worst driver in the sport including the guy in the pace car and ambulance. It could be because women naturally have slower reaction times than men and lack as much body strength per pound. Or maybe you just suck at it. Keep working on those guns. Pro wrestling is right around the corner. They don’t pretend the chicks can beat up the dudes. Apply within.

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