Elle Macpherson married Jeff Soffer, that Florida real estate dude who maybe killed somebody because he thought he was a real helicopter pilot and then he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow because Gay Beethoven didn’t understand how her muse and vagina both needed a stroking. He seems interesting. She’s fifty-one and looks just as good in a bikini and sunglasses as she did thirty years ago. Though I’d leave the sunglasses and bikini on until lights out. Even the chicks who Jesus handed the good genes are not immune to the ravishes of time and sea salt. Now she travels the world on a yacht being fondled by Soffer in front of the help hoping her new stepson teeters into the waters so her bio kids get the Fountainbleu hotel to themselves. You’ve got to die sometime. Might as well go out with Elle Macpherson on your dick asking about any possible chest pains.
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