Eva Longoria has an enviable life. Especially if you like rich Latin dick. I mean rich as in wealthy, not tasty. That seems rather subjective. In the upcoming edition of InStyle magazine, Eva declares she wants to be the next George Clooney. If she meant fucking tons of chicks with questionable faces but perfect model bodies, that might be interesting. Also worth watching on Pay-Per-View. She means she wants to act, produce, and direct. Which absolutely nobody thinks of when somebody says they want to be like George Clooney. If she didn't look great in a bikini and have forty million in the bank, I'd take my business elsewhere. Gender equality has all kinds of unforeseen complications.
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