August 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Paulina Gretzky is as close to being a theoretical ten as is humanly possible. Like Icarus, that’s flying too close to the sun. You don’t want to date these chicks. They’ve never paid for anything once. In fact they consider you lucky to be buying them shit. Gretzky appears to be at least mildly interested in supporting herself as she’s shilling some sort of disgusting juice product which looks so vile you wouldn’t even want to see it running down the crack of her ass. Having the name Gretzky takes a point off. Other than that, model the fuck bots after this chick. She’s married? My dick doesn’t seem to care.
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