Farrah Abraham Tussles With Them British Bitches

Representing America. Farrah Abraham would not sit still when the script on the Celebrity Big Brother side show On the Side demanded she insult her British counterparts with big tits from the show. If you’ve ever seen these after-show or wrap-up and review panels on Bravo after the Housewives shows, you know they are basically tortured WWE Divas routines played out in low cut gowns. At some point Farrah Abraham called some blond British scrub a ‘hag’ so she apparently tossed her champagne glass at Farrah who caught it perfectly with her exposed gunny sack rectum. Abraham then tossed back a glass and nearly hit Janice Dickinson who was lost in though re-imagining her Cosby rape, but this time with the two falling in love and making beautiful mulatto children in their Connecticut fixer-upper.

Somebody else threw some other shit and Abraham finally clanged the older actress chick with a glass to the head which that chick claims gave her a concussion and whiplash and she’s pressing assault charges. Abraham and Jenna Jameson teamed up to form a U.S. ass to mouth power alliance, blockading the Brits, and making their escape. Abraham promptly feigned some injures and hopped into a wheelchair in front of the cameras to make it all seems so real.

How a roundtable of mediocre looking women with enormous fake tits turned into a women’s penitentiary riot is anybody’s guess, but if you’re guessing it was fashioned by show producers, you’re probably in the running for a prize. The broadcaster itself cut away from the melee because a network TV interruption notice is far more convincing than watching drunk women who can’t act try to do their own stunts. If you’re watching porn stars do anything but fucking on camera, you only have yourself to blame. Send in Seal Team Six to rescue our women.

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