Josephine Skriver Climbing

Victoria’s Secret introduced their workout line last year when their was a surplus of kindergarten aged seamstresses in Myanmar looking to bump up their hours. Economics is a cold science. Now they make their models perform increasingly more intensive workouts and adventurous activities to promote their Spandex sports bras. Rock climbing seems kind of dangerous for a novice. That’s why you hire Bulgarian grips on the set. They don’t need more than a wink to start digging unmarked graves. A sweep through a Danish National Day celebration nets you ten more of these chicks. Everybody is expendable. We did ask you if you wanted to be an angel.

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