January 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year’s Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the gay cast of CNN characters, not exactly sure what to do when Griffin stripped down to her bra at ten to midnight. The moment combined several elements of the worst New Year’s Eve party you ever attended. Why is Grandma taking off her top? I know Grandpa’s dead, that’s not an answer.
Kathy Griffin survives the eons on truckloads of plastic surgery and the prayers of the ten thousand men who worship her like a cock that tastes like zero calorie pizza. This is precisely kind of shit Rudy Giuliani cleaned out of Times Square twenty years ago. You see a broken window, you fix it. Or else drugs and prostitution moves in. Then murderers. Eventually, old fag hags in bras. Then you’re done because there’s nothing worse.