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February 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Raven-Symonè announced on The View that she’s moving to Canada if “any Republican gets nominated” this year in the Presidential election. It’s clear she doesn’t understand the basics of the Presidential election process. Or the fact that nobody cares if she goes. Save for Canada who has to be urging citizens to cross the border and vote for Clinton.
I already have my ticket … No, I literally bought my ticket, I swear.
You do want to book those Greyhound bus tickets a solid nine months in advance on the more popular routes.
Before threatening to ditch anywhere, you should carefully consider whether or not anybody gives a shit. That applies to dating relationships, jobs, and a nation that prefers to remember you as Rudy, the Cosby kid who blocked out her rape. The entire View panel is a circle of buffoons surrounded by idiots sucked into the vagina of morons. Entertainers have been threatening to leave the country for decades now if Republicans are elected President. Nobody cares and they never leave. You can’t challenge somebody to a duel and then not show up. That’s grounds for the mob to trample you to death in your own dishonor. Wear appropriate footwear and aim for the voice box. It’s our only hope.