When Kim Kardashian was attacked by celebrities with less enormous fake tits for posting a censored nude selfie, Emily Ratajkowski stepped into the role of Susan B. Anthony to Kim’s Elizabeth Cady Stanton, minus the old biddy lesbian sex. That’s the true crime.
Someone should be reading my Lenny letter and taking a lesson in what it means to be a woman and sexual in our culture. Ehem
Ratajkowski referred to her women’s right essay she penned for Lena Dunham’s feminist blog that nobody with a penis has read ever. Ratajkowski has found a new purpose in social activism now that #OscarsSoWhite ruined the job market for blank-eyed pale chicks with big tits. Kardashian sent Ratajkowski a flower basket:
Emily – Hey I wanted to thank you so much for your support last week. I saw your tweets and just think it’s so powerful when women support other women! So thank you! xo Kim”
That is powerful. I’ve seen it in strip clubs before when a customer gets too grabby. Blammo. Heel across the face. Sister power.
Thank you for the beautiful flowers and note @kimkardashian it’s so important that we let women express their sexuality and share their bodies however they choose.
What do we want? Equality! You’ve got 5.4 million followers on Instagram and the sole skill of a rack that merits a pro-athlete level boyfriend. Is that 78% of the audience a man can expect due to privilege? Even Bieber sings for his supper. You and Kim and Caitlin are selling tits. Nobody’s stopping you. In fact, almost everybody’s encouraging you. Negative comments are not repression, they’re free speech. Soak up some of that at your next Bernie rally. More baths, please. I’m still feeling dirty.
Photo credit: Emily Ratajkowski /Instagram