Thrice a year ABC releases the Ghost of Celebrities Past into the RV parks and shooting alleys around the nation in search of formerly on TV people to be their comeback stories on Dancing With the Stars. The casting process is something along the lines of, are her bed sores visible and will anybody remember her? Jodie Swweetin moved from Full House to booze and meth. An armed robbery had to be in the planning stages. Molested kids never seem to transition well. Sweetin makes for great dancing competition teary-eyed background package. She’s been to the bottom. Now she’s dancing with power bottoms in front of millions. Americans love a tale of redemption. Also sequins. And not having to change the channel after Wheel of Fortune.
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