Ellie Goulding in A Bikini

There’s some kind of international convention that’s supposed to prevent British chicks from visiting the beach. By extension it’s why you don’t see chicks with jugs on their head loading up drinking water in the scuba pool at Sandals. Incredibly white people at the beach makes everybody nervous. A reminder that melanoma doesn’t just target the noses of elderly politicians quick to the drink. They have beaches in England. The cigarette butts form a nice cushion against the jagged edges of time worn granite. I have no idea who this chick is but every time she doesn’t smile you have to consider the downsides of socialized dentistry. Trump, handle this. 

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