Kim Kardashian Insertion Time

Following her second fake marriage blowback, somebody on the Kim Kardashian publicity team decided Kardashian should fly into the middle of trending tragedies like an angel with a gaping rectum. It started with her two hour selfie drop into Haiti after the earthquake. Kardashian tossed faux pearls at the children and told them to contact her if they grew up to be famous black entertainers with decent girth. She tweeted Godly messages of prayer to kids killed in house fires and other trending Yahoo stories. Now she’s touring New Orleans in a tight tank top in support of Raquel Smith, wife of recently retired New Orleans Saints player Will Smith who was shot and killed this past week during a road rage incident. It’s unclear how Kim Kardashian knows Smith’s wife, but her advance team set up some kind of backstory. They even produced a photo of the two together.

Sending so many prayers to her & her family! May the Lord surround her & her children with love and protection during this devastating time.

Kardashian’s prayers came moments before a livestream from her pay site where she bragged about  how she’s fucked on an airplane and in a public movie theater. Jesus loves a sinner. It’s unclear how he feels about a woman who diddles her twat with a crucifix for crumpled dollar bills.

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