French dudes won’t quit inventing adorable ways to meet visiting American women. At least in the movies where Gerard Depardieu is a handsome teddy bear and not an obese trainable peeing in the aisle of a commercial aircraft. Some guy directed his trained falcon to land next to Bella Hadid in the middle of a photo shoot in Cannes. In case you thought your Tesla was still getting traction.
Monsieur Putain, there you are. Je suis vraiment désolé. He flies on his own to meet beautiful women. Would you forgive me over a glass of wine and some human papillomavirus? There’s no pussy better than falcon pussy.
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