Not Your Father’s Forever 21

May 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Forever 21 is famous for ripping off fashion designers and producing their same trending crap at cheap prices for girls who imagine themselves Zooey Deschanel. They’re also known for their born-again Christian immigrant owners who turned discount fashion into a four billion dollar personal net worth. The store quotes Bible verse on shopping bags and pushes Jesus lifestyle tops. But you don’t get to be a quad-billionaire with John 3:16. You’re going to want hot chicks selling see-through panties to girls you’re encouraging to save themselves for marriage. You could almost make out the hymens if it weren’t for a deft airbrusher de-vagina-ing their catalog photos. And he shall walk among you and peddle sheer lingerie. For he is my son and you still have your father’s credit card.

Photo Credit: Forever 21

 

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