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Ronan Farrow Diddling Crusader

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There’s no more special bond than that between a bastard son and his cuckolded father who might be a child molester. Ronan Farrow is known for looking a shit ton more like his mom’s old boyfriend, Frank Sinatra, than the boyfriend she was living with at the time, Woody Allen. Farrow’s made it his young life’s work to insist that his father fondled his sister Dylan in the attic, as his famous mom stated in her custody hearing with Allen back in the early 90’s. 

Whenever Allen’s name appears in the news related to a new film, Farrow shames media outlets into giving him space for his Woody Allen finger diddled my sister rants, this time updated with a comparison to the Cosby rape cases:

The allegations were never backed by a criminal conviction. This is important. It should always be noted. But it is not an excuse for the press to silence victims, to never interrogate allegations. Indeed, it makes our role more important when the legal system so often fails the vulnerable as they face off against the powerful.

Should you mention that Cosby wasn’t charged because the statute of limitations ran out while Allen was investigated at the time and never charged?

It’s okay to believe your mom and hate your father. Your mom’s nuts, but Allen is one creepy motherfucker. But ask yourself, what would Anderson Cooper do? That’s your career upside. Sweep that famous nasty family shit under the rug. People will love you just because of your coif and the way in which you make being gay seem so comfortable to straight people. Nobody wants to see the finger puppet re-creations anymore at the parties. Slap a smile on that punim. Your fake dad will soon be resting with your real dad. You have so much shitty biased reporting ahead of you. 

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