Greta Gerwig On Woody Allen: “If I Had Known Then What I Know Now”

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

“If I had known then what I know now” alert. Self-assessed indie darling Greta Gerwig went from being that girl in Frances Ha – the number one movie recommendation from Netflix’s home screen for the past five thousand years – to being a female-forward progressive adorable stunning brilliant charismatic indie wunderkind and director of the 2018 Golden Globes-winning flick […]


Kate Winslet Not Necessarily Pro-Child Molesting

October 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Winslet stars in whatever half-assed vanity project Woody Allen is showing to empty indie theaters this year, and in a new interview in Variety’s Award Season Launch issue (seems a little presumptuous) deflects a question regarding Allen’s real-life Daddy Daycare: After Dark. While A-listers find increasingly unique ways to sidestep Allen’s sexual harassment past as they frantically bid to star in one of his flicks before he dies in three days, the new Harvey Weinstein scandal has brought Allen’s non-Dr. Spock approved child-rearing tactics back into the spotlight.


Woody Allen The Weinstein Sympathizer

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Feeling the floodgates of forced fornication allegations breaking, Woody wants his possible secrets to stay secret. When you’re openly in love with your adopted daughter there’s no telling what else you could be hiding.


Woody Allen’s Adopted Son Alleges Abuse And Brainwashing

October 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

What’s adoption without a little manipulation from the people that probably hand picked you personally like some puppy at the pound.


Adrien Brody Can’t Judge

May 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Adrien Brody did an interview on Jenny McCarthy’s radio show so he’s either not thinking straight or banging her. He let it be known that he doesn’t mind working with directors who’ve been accused of heinous crimes because life goes on and he needs the work:


Ronan Farrow Diddling Crusader

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no more special bond than that between a bastard son and his cuckolded father who might be a child molester. Ronan Farrow is known for looking a shit ton more like his mom’s old boyfriend, Frank Sinatra, than the boyfriend she was living with at the time, Woody Allen. Farrow’s made it his young life’s work to insist that his father fondled his sister Dylan in the attic, as his famous mom stated in her custody hearing with Allen back in the early 90’s.


Woody Allen Is A Creeper And Shit Around The Web

July 30, 2015 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

We all know Woody Allen is kinda creepy, what with his banging his stepdaughter Soon Yi when she was a teenager. But in an NPR interview he reveals just how much of a sex pest he is. It sounds like classic predator to me. Listen to Woody’s confession. (The Superficial) Courtnie Quinlan’s tits are fucking […]


Stephen King Thinks The Farrows Are Bitches

February 8, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Author Stephen King apologized for a Tweet in which he said that Dylan and Mia Farrow are going after Woody Allen out of “bitchiness”. For some reason the horror novelist hobbit thought it a good idea to enter the social media shit storm that is the Allen/Farrow molestation back and forth. People have been SCREAAMMMIINGGG […]


The Women of the View Like To Say Shit

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cackling hens on The View tore into each other with various knuckle-headed and completely unfounded accusations on either side of the Woody Allen child diddling allegations. Barbara Walters kicked it off by asserting that Woody Allen couldn’t have molested his daughter Dylan because he’s so sweet with his new set of kids: I have […]


Woody Allen Says He’s No Kiddy Fiddler

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Woody Allen responded to his daughter Dylan Farrow’s allegations that he diddled her as a little girl. Dylan wrote an op-ed last week in which she attacked Woody’s fans and the actors who work in his movies. She said that since he fingerbanged her when she was 7, Louis C.K. and Alec Baldwin and Cate […]