Who the Fuck Wasn’t Bullied This Week On The Last Men on Earth Podcast #44 (AUDIO)

Bullying used to mean something. Bullying was a rarified art form. Part intimidation science and part counterproductive expressions of deep seeded rage. In the right light, it was almost beautiful. Now rich and famous narcissists have latched onto its blindly sympathetic powers and ruined it for everybody. Why not just make a rule where you can’t touch Tom Brady or you get flagged for a personal foul? That would ruin football. What?

On this week’s podcast Matt and I get into the weeds on what Caitlyn Jenner might look like naked, how the singer Grimes’ account of sex crimes in the music industry doesn’t even compare to Kesha’s bogus charges of the same, and how haute couture made from recycled Evian bottles might just not save the planet. I like to think of it as cocktail party conversation, if the cocktails being served are Mickey’s Big Mouths. For when you just can’t get malt liquor into your blood stream fast enough.